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If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!

No Claps plzzz...!!

I hate publicity.....        

I m the best.
I can prove it.

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?

OK 1 more

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi..Ok OK

I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...

Ab apne naam se sab ko mat 4ward Karna,Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.������
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.����

Becoz of Global Warming........

Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh
Hum kya kare?

Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya? 

Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in
India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
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we can save the tigers later....
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Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!

Ghor Kalyug

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died

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